why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.
i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
all forms of shipping are disgusting and shameful
Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition
Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?
damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore
I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway